One of these days years I’ll role play one of these! 😉
- If this wasn’t such a nice inn, I’d kick your ass.
- Do these boots go with this tunic?
- Sometimes, I just want to be held.
- Couldn’t we just talk this over? Violence never solved anything.
- Swords and alcohol don’t mix.
- Gee, I’d like to help you guys hunt down that rogue dragon, but Lance and I are going shopping for curtains this weekend.
- Thank you (as well as “please”, “excuse me”, and “so sorry, I would appear to have stabbed you in the stomach with my broad sword”).
- I think mages are the coolest.
- Wait a minute guys. Maybe we should think this over first.
- Ewwwww! Blood!
text: 3rd Edition Palace of D&D
image: Points of Light
Dungeon DuTchess 
“Do I look fat in these furs?”
😀
Berserker or Fox News commentator, you make the call.
PS: pouringmyartout, either stop stalking me or change your cologne.
Hehehe.
Sweet… as a huge Conan the Barbarian fan, this cracked me up.
It seems we were laughing together! 😀
That is the best kind!