Top Ten Things Your Berserker Would Never Say

One of these days years I’ll role play one of these! 😉

  1. If this wasn’t such a nice inn, I’d kick your ass.
  2. Do these boots go with this tunic?
  3. Sometimes, I just want to be held.
  4. Couldn’t we just talk this over? Violence never solved anything.
  5. Swords and alcohol don’t mix.
  6. Gee, I’d like to help you guys hunt down that rogue dragon, but Lance and I are going shopping for curtains this weekend.
  7. Thank you (as well as “please”, “excuse me”, and “so sorry, I would appear to have stabbed you in the stomach with my broad sword”).
  8. I think mages are the coolest.
  9. Wait a minute guys. Maybe we should think this over first.
  10. Ewwwww! Blood!

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text: 3rd Edition Palace of D&D

image: Points of Light

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