- Someone says ‘Why do you have all those numbers tattooed on your hand?’, and you reply ‘Those aren’t tattoos, they’re die imprints.’
- Your elven fighter has had sex within the last six years – and you haven’t.
- You decide to play a zombie, just so you and your character can have the same skin color.
- You’ve been surviving so long on Doritos, Coke and pizza that your body now contains more plastic than your dice.
- You can recite, verbatim, every single rule from the DMG… but you can’t remember how many kids you have.
- You sign personal correspondences with your character’s name.
- After months of work, you have made up the entire dwarven language – words, rules of vocabulary, the whole lot. You are bilingual, and can now speak fluid dwarven. Your friends stare at you strangely, and no one will sit on the same side of the table as you.
- Drug addict and alcoholic friends of yours often stop you to say ‘Dude, get a grip’.
- Your ‘If I won the lottery’ plans involve creating: (a) a really cool DnD room, or (b) hiring actors to play monsters so that you and your friends can play DnD for real.
- You’d rather get a natural 18 when rolling character statistics than win the lottery.
Source: 3rd Edition Palace of D&D
You name your bowling team the Knights of the Dinner Table.
That’s a great name for almost every activity! 😉
You try to act tough in real life telling a “low life”.
“Roll a d20, appraisal check.
How much do you value your life?”
The most commen one in my group is that we give every singel movie-charracter alignment, class and race.
And ofc, we have developed a game called “guess the race” where we look at ppl and guess what race they resemble.
These actions fit nicely into this list, Are! 😀
Oh, you mean you don’t ask strangers drinking alone in bars if they’re offering a quest?
That was #11, Michael 😉